I am sure Leno will have fun with this:

Bill Clinton to Write New Book

After writing an autobiography that sold millions of copies and earned him a hefty advance, former President Clinton has struck a deal to write another book.

Alfred A. Knopf will publish the new work, in which Clinton will focus on public service and individual citizen activism, telling a story that he hopes will "lift spirits" and "touch hearts," the former president said in a statement Wednesday.

Well he is very qualified to discuss lifting and touching, but hearts and spirits?  Not so much.

(insert rim shoot)

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.