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Nov 17 2006

OJ: If I was an insensitive idiot, here’s how I would prove it.

Published by Karl at 4:06 am under Idiots

imagesCA0VOGSN.jpgThus sayeth OJ:

With no regard to my alleged victims families and to the greater sensibilities of the entire world, I will publish a book in which I "speculate" about how I killed my wife and her friend, if, you know, if I had actually done it, which I could not have because I was acquitted and everything.

And shielded by double jeopardy laws, I will be able to provide enough details to make such a wild speculation feasible, which of course is only speculation:  See above re: my acquittal.

And with the millions of dollars I will get from all the idiots suckers fools fans who buy my book, I will continue to live in a life of luxury and continue to ignore my victims family and the 30 million or so I owe them.  I may buy my kids a car and an iPod.

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Look…from a dispassionate legal sense, he is free to speculate anything he wants.  He was fairly acquitted.  I closely watched the trials in a disgusting train wreck style fascination, and the prosecution and police bungled it.  Contaminated evidence galore.  There was enough to raise some doubt, which is all he needed.

And yea, I think he did it, or at least had a hand in it.  But he was found not guilty and we are stuck with him.  I can handle his assertions of innocence, his reward for the killers and his ignoring the court order.

But this is gross and disgusting.  If anyone I knows actually buys this drivel I will be very disappointed.

He should be ashamed.  His fans should be ashamed.  The media and publishers that continue to enable this narcissistic dipstick to be a household word should be too. 

The only good to come of it is if he actually confesses and the feds prosecute him on federal civil rights charges.

Jerk.

Others sick of OJ:  Michelle Malkin, Plains Feeder, La Shawn,

2 Responses to “OJ: If I was an insensitive idiot, here’s how I would prove it.”

  1. Perri Nelsonon 17 Nov 2006 at 12:44 pm

    I doubt that he’ll profit much from it. If I recall correctly, (and I probably don’t, I lost interest in OJ long ago) he still owes a ton of money to the Brown family after losing that wrongful death lawsuit.

  2. Loraon 17 Nov 2006 at 1:17 pm

    I sure hope he has someone proofread it for him. His grammer is atrocious! But then again, I’ll never know since I won’t buy one.

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