May 15 2007
Coolest headline of the week so far: A joint before the joint? Prison-bound Paris pictured smoking cannabis
A joint before the joint? Prison-bound Paris pictured smoking cannabis
Just when she thought things couldn’t possibly get any worse, pictures have surfaced of Paris Hilton surreptitiously smoking cannabis.
The 26-year-old heiress was photographed allegedly smoking a joint while backstage at last month’s Coachella music festival.
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Oh that’s hot!
Personally I find it a shocking surprise to learn she smokes pot. I had no idea. I swear. A shock I tell you. Totally shocked. Really!
But as I read the article, I realized that something darker was at work here, a deep seated problem. And her shrink explained what it was:
Hilton, who has been making the most of her freedom with bike rides, shopping trips and even a church visit, is said to be in a fragile state of mind as her sentence looms.
Dr. Charles Sophy, Hilton’s psychiatrist, wrote in a report: “She is emotionally distraught and traumatized as a consequence of the findings at the May 4 hearing, the jail sentence imposed upon her by the judge, and her fear of incarceration.”
Well sure, who wouldn’t be. 45 horrid days without anyone kissing her butt. So obviously in her traumatized state, the poor dear is just using Pot medicinally, for stress management and anxiety control. Of Course!
But one has to ponder, what is it about jail that has her so close to breaking? The article again has the answer:
Hilton can expect tough conditions at LA’s Century Regional Detention Center where is set to serve her time.
Her cell will be approximately 12 feet by 8 feet and feature very basic amenities such as a sink, toilet and mirror.
According to reports, inmates are forbidden from wearing makeup and hair extensions, and are allowed only two pairs of socks and underpants.
Oh God! The humanity! No makeup! And considering her reputation, it sounds like they are actually going to make her wear underwear!



