Jun 07 2007
Paris Hilton goes home to face real punishment
Yes, after three lousy days in Jail, Paris is being sent home for home confinement due to medical reasons. I at first assumed the food made her sick (too much saffron on the fish or something) but apparently it is a rash. Must be from the TP. Her cell’s bidet must be broken.
Apparently the hoards of masses crying “free Paris” were effective.
So she goes home to the crude luxuries of spas, comfy beds and a kitchen that is likely the size of my office building.
That’ll teach her.
If they wanted this to be punishment, they should make her have home confinement at my house.
My kids can be considered cruel and inhuman punishment.
I hope they at least make her clean her room or something.
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