Sep 26 2007
Breaking: North Carolina Blogger faces backyard terror
My friend Sister Toldjah has blogged her plight, that she is facing dire crisis to her freedom. She is being held captive in her home by… a spider.
Breaking news: Spider holds ST hostage in her own home
Tonight, when I tried to be brave and actually opened the back door, he started walking towards me. And I don’t think he wanted to be my friend. I froze for a second and then collected my wits and ran back inside. So, in effect, this bleeping spider is holding me hostage in my own home, preventing me from going out the back door.
She attempted to kill the beastie but her Uzi jammed. Then PETA arrived to threaten her with civil action, because spiders need to be allowed to live in peace…not pieces.
Ok, she posted this in fun, and in fun I am going to tease her.
But I will also join her in admitting I too dislike the little buggy things.
So hang in there Sister, help is surely on the way.
Also lamented at Sister Toldjah Held Hostage
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