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Oct 18 2007

Global Warming Irony: Al Gore Sucked at Science

Published by Karl at 11:54 pm under Global Warming, gore

I admit it means nothing, but it is a cute bit of irony.  My Environmental, Al Gore nearly flunked Natural Sciences at Harvard. 

Al Gore Got a D in Natural Sciences at Harvard

Want to know why Nobel Laureate Al Gore likely doesn’t want to debate any of the myriad of scientists and politicians that have challenged him to such a tête-à-tête regarding his manmade global warming theories?

Could it possibly be because Gore was a terrible science student, and clearly never excelled at anything relating to what folks in Norway and in the media consider him to be so expert at?

The following was reported by the Washington Post on March 18, 2000 — and conveniently ignored by media ever since Gore began lecturing the world about subjects he practically flunked as a student! — in an article marvelously titled “Gore’s Grades Belie Image of Studiousness” (h/t NBer dscott, and tangentially Greenie Watch):

For all of Gore’s later fascination with science and technology, he often struggled academically in those subjects. The political champion of the natural world received that sophomore D in Natural Sciences 6 (Man’s Place in Nature) and then got a C-plus in Natural Sciences 118 his senior year.

Yet, this is the man liberals and dolts in the media are willing to bet their very lives on when it comes to complex scientific issues surrounding meteorology and climatology. On a regular basis, such folk have the nerve to suggest that Gore is more knowledgeable when it comes to these matters than scientists who have spent their entire lives studying and educating others at the finest colleges and universities around the world.

Interesting hypocrisy, wouldn’t you agree?

In fact, when it comes to the more complicated sciences specifically involved in matters relating to the atmosphere and climate, Gore was practically a dunce:

When John C. Davis, a retired teacher and assistant headmaster at St. Albans, was recently shown his illustrious former pupil’s college board achievement test scores, he inspected them closely with a magnifier and shook his head, chuckling quietly at the science results.

Four eighty-eight! Terrible” Davis declared upon inspecting the future vice president’s 488 score (out of a possible 800) in physics.

Hmmmm. Chemistry. Five-nineteen. He didn’t do too well in chemistry.”

Think an expertise in chemistry and physics might come in handy to fully understand all the dynamics and variables involved with meteorology and climatology?

Maybe more important, should America rest its financial and economic future as it pertains to environmental policy on the shoulders of a man who demonstrated virtually no expertise in science whilst attending one of the world’s finest facilities for higher learning?

And where are the media on this issue? As Gore travels around the country lecturing America about global warming, shouldn’t the press point out how poorly the Nobel Laureate did in science while a college student?

Or is that asking too much?

Heh. 

Ok sure, maybe he went to night school after Harvard.

2 Responses to “Global Warming Irony: Al Gore Sucked at Science”

  1. deeon 19 Oct 2007 at 8:54 am

    I just read a great column on Gore. I loved it. I think the author has some good insight.

    http://joeleonardi.wordpress.com/2007/10/15/the-man-the-myth-the-legend-nobel-prize-winner-al-gore/

  2. Peggy McGilliganon 21 Oct 2007 at 11:26 am

    AS THE PLANET HEATS UP, YOU DON’T HAVE TO!

    AP – Al Gore has for a long time been full of hot air. He has a vivid imagination about the world. His mistrust of the seasons stems from an episode of the Twilight Zone, in which the Earth gets too close to the Sun. Summers are hot, and Al is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures needed to create a more effective global deodorant.

    If college roommate Tommy Lee Jones, could save the City of Los Angeles from errant magma (Volcano), and the world entire from a giant cockroach (Men In Black), then Al Gore deserves a prize for his initiative to combat global wetness. The same trusted formula that kept our leaders dry during the Cold War. As the planet heats up, you don’t have to! Clinton tested: guaranteed to leave no trace.

    The committee that awarded Al Gore’s prize included a university president, a theologian, and a consultant (Moe, Larry & Curly). And, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, with whom Gore shares the prize, does not carry out research, nor does it monitor climate or related phenomena. However, given the newfound legitimacy for Global Warming, a “private group” out of Monterey, California, vies to seed the North Atlantic with iron oxide to help plankton absorb carbon dioxide (greenhouse gasses). Strategy: “cleanup the planet and make a buck on the side.”

    So, to whom did Al Gore donate the $1.8 million dollar Nobel purse? Who is the Alliance for Climate Protection? Perhaps not coincidentally, Al Gore is the founder and chairman of the § 501(c)(3) alliance. Three guesses who the IPCC - the world’s pre-eminent scientific body devoted to improving our understanding of the climate crisis - a group whose members have worked tirelessly and selflessly for many years during this true planetary emergency are: http://theseedsof9-11.com

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